esexist:

why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up

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supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

so i saw this and the first thing i thought of was “WOULDN’T THIS HURT THO” and i was really concerned about how uncomfortable this thing would be until i realized

i was at Claire’s

it was just a pen

i cannot believe i broke 1000 folloWers overnight because of a post about a goddamn rAINBOW CACTUS DILDO PEN

homeruchan:

I hope the porn blogs following me are learning a lot about social justice

mymodernmet:

Dutch artist Florentijn Hofman created a giant, 82-foot-tall rabbit sculpture titled Moon Rabbit. The installation, which was created for the Taoyuan Land Art Festival, is currently laying on an old aircraft hangar in Taoyuan, Taiwan at the Dayuan Town Naval Base.

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

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lactoria:

hey you

*pokes ur cheek*

you sure are cute

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catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly

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spr-ngfever:

buttslikehouses:

34choco:

How to Really, Really Piss Off the Wesboro Baptist Church

i have never hit the reblog button so fast jfc

this is really great omg

edating:

do u ever regret things 0.03 seconds after u say them i do