Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?

What’s worse is when the writers WANT to and the company won’t LET them


*whispers* because its literally illegal in some countries in which adventure time airs and cartoon network would rather not have a bitchfest about it with russia or anyone else


whats the point of having a crush if you never have a chance???

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I always reblog the loneliest whale. I wish they could hear you lovely girl. Your pitch is just out of their range. 
You talk and no one ever hears you. Not a sound. 
Maybe someday you will find a deaf whale that can’t hear anything and won’t know the difference. Then you can find some happiness. 
Good luck whale. I’m still rooting for you.

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My friend just made this status

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me: it wont bother me.
me: *lies down*
me: it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.

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can the united states just chill for one day

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More The Legend of Zelda iPhone 5 Wallpaper Backgrounds requested by drpepper-queen

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